• Mom: Lex, pupuntahan natin si Lolo ngayong 10 ha?
• Ako: Ha? Pupuntahan natin? As in PUPUNTAHAN?
• Mom: Oo.
• Ako: Ayoko pa mamatay! O.o
• Mom: Ay, puntahan pala natin ang puntod niya. Hindi yung kung nasaan siya ngayon.
• Ako: Ahh. Mabuti nang malinaw. Maaga pa para sumunod sa kanya sa heaven. Okay po.

silly-elise:

Girls get jealous. They second guess every move guys make and think too much, but they can’t help it. It’s in their nature, and it’s your responsibility to prove your love to her. There are plenty of other beautiful girls out there and she knows that. Make her believe that she’s the only one for you. Don’t let her forget that you love her, tell her how much she means to you, and that no one could ever take her place.

matabangutak:

Bigla kang mapapagod. Hindi mo alam gagawin mo. Magugulat kang nagawa mo pala lahat ng yun.

Sa mga lalake:

• Yung pagsundo.
• Yung paghatid.
• Mga oras na lagi kang nasa likod niya.
• Mga araw na lagi mo siyang kasama.
• Susugurin ang ulan makita mo lang yung taong yun.
• …

• Ako: Mommy, School of Engineerig and Architecture na daw kami. Instead of College.
• Mommy: Ha? Ang Ateneo?
• Ako: Opo.
• Mommy: Ahh. Ateneo School of Engineering and Architecture?
• Ako: Yes. I never knew I would be a mermaid. *acts like a swimming mermaid*
• Mommy: *puzzled face* Ha?
• Ako: School of Engineering and Architecture. So SEA? As in dagat? Soo, mermaids? *acts like a swimming mermaid again*
• Mommy: Ahh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Ako: Sloooow.
• Mommy: *binatukan ako* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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